Food Jokes!

Mia madre sent me the following forwarded email yesterday. I normally hate forwards. They often harbor viruses and are so prevelant that they clog my in-box. BUT! She doesn;t do it very often and this one was actually somewhat funny...

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?..
And then you add eggs
And sugar... And you get cake? Where did the glue go ?

NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went!That's what makes the cake stick to your BUTT

The actual email had some funny little graphics, which don't cut and paste ......